A crisp salute to Robert at JW.
Well, it's in their manual, the chapter entitled "Quick meals ~ Ingredients at your fingertips."
So, perhaps it may not be such a good idea to visit the local Muslim pastry shop with a sweet-tooth or the munchies; morning, noon, or night. Nor would it be advisable to buy any 'home-made' pastry from any business that is owned or operated by Muslims. Those Plexiglas counter cabinets in the local convenience store with the unwrapped 'fresh' pastries just screaming your name and winking at you... ignore 'em from now on.
Sorry, but they started it. Is there reason for concern that every Muslim will engage in this kind of murder attempt? Absolutely not. It's statistically unlikely that anyone would try this because the evidence of the crime is so easily traceable back to the perp. But people kill each other all the time, sometimes using poison, thinking they won't get caught.
The fact of the matter is that the Koran says it's okay to lie to infidels. That's anyone who refuses to become a believer in their god. I'll sign up for that... I am an Infidel. I will always be an Infidel.
The Koran says it's okay for Muslims to pretend to be your friend so they can bring you into submission to Allah. If you doubt that, then you need to study this.
What makes this so alarming is that Muslims are taught these things all their lives and you have absolutely no idea which ones follow those commands. Why? Because they get to lie to you and fake friendship with you. It's a never-ending cycle of deceit for how many of them? We don't know.
So be careful and be wise.
If you're going to eat those 'fat pills', buy only the ones wrapped and sealed and labeled by a company your reasonably assume is friendly.
In any case, if you eat food prepared by Muslims, whether at an ethnic restaurant or at the local food fair, make a habit of discreetly looking and sniffing for poop. It may look like brown shredded cheese, and the smell would be fainter than what we usually flush or wipe away but probably still detectable to the wary and discerning nose.
If you end up with ca-ca casserole or some such, take a good sample somehow but don't complain "Waiter, there's poop in my soup." Just tell him or her you changed your mind and want to go for Chinese. Get the name of the waiter and/or server and the time of the incident.
Then immediately report the incident to the local police AND the local health board. Both agencies.
If their culinary crappiness is really obvious, then take the whole bowl or plate with you and have the cops process it for toxins and fingerprints. And do not let any PC police officer, detective or department shine you on.
Oh, hold on a minute. Never mind; it won't happen here.
And, hey; it won't happen here, either.
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